CHILL, I GOT THIS.

I once almost spilled luke warm 7-Eleven coffee on a stack of authentic Salvador Dali prints.

Recently found out Martha's Vineyard is in fact not owned by iconic homemaker, Martha Stewart. 

Worst things about me: That last sentence, I prefer pineapples on my pizza.. That's it.

Best things about me: Quick wit, hair, and I can grow a killer garden.

Would sell a limb to see Frank Ocean live. If you're interested in a gently used arm or leg please reach me here: email / resume